29.6.05

TEMPORARY TEMPLATE: re Layout Errors

Note to say there are layout issues with this page at present, being caused, I know not why.

Ive tried a number of tests to find out whats causing IE/Firefox/Netscape to screw up so badly - but Im sure its not the fault of any of these fine browsers....

If I cant solve this in the next few days, Ill ditch this template, and try some others. [Though Ive never had any issues with it before]

Sorry for the inconvenience.

UPDATE: IVE PUT UP A STANDARD TEMPLATE UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT WTF IS UP WITH MY TEMPLATE.......ITS ALL GONE PETE TONG AT THE MO....NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESUMED SHORTLY




Vlogging Again - A New Site to Mess With


Just a quick mention, the reason I've not been posting here recently, I've been working on the Nerd Helpline, sorting out the video posts, streaming quicktime on the page, and working towards another format for download choice.
Getting the feed to work was an issue - feeds need to 'see' the url for the video before they can read your feed properly [known also as enclosures in RSS2, I've done a work around for the time being for wordpress 1.2, just pasting the code in the post - it can't see it even if it's a text link (?) in mefeedia], hopefully that'll work in other feed readers and syndicators, for the video links.

It's an interesting project, fun to do. There are a lot more posts to come that have great content, so it feels worthwhile.


20.6.05

Needless but Essential

Enjoyable stuf I've been looking at recently:

Ze Frank's Michael Bangora
a tribute to spam email, this positively sparks with imagination, Ze is fit to explode with brilliance. [thx rocketboom]

The i-rock movie clip
[right click to download this great idiot clip of an individual dancing to Jet in an apple store][thx del.icio.us]

The Flaming Lips Promo Bootleg cd
a fine strange selection, get it while you can.

The newer chapters of Minushi the great little story in a flashbox, minushi is unfolding gently, but beautifully.

Life is a lot of fun, with the right attitude.




11.6.05

Albarn 'stuffs' Live 8

I'm pleased that Albarn has come out and said what he said about Live 8. He's actually quite brave, within the media world. To stand out against the 'Rockerati' goes against the grain, in a way that's beyond postering and pouting. He's prepared to bite the hand that feeds him. That's a brave thing.

I thought it all smacked of desperation for Geldof to mention Dunkirk, of all things, which to a war baby is very significant, [which he is, of course], so he hopes to offend us and shock us all into media guilt.

Albarn see's Africa in a different light. I know it's all still personality travelling, but I get the feeling it's sort of quite genuine with him. He respects Africa on a level perhaps not understood by Geldof et al....maybe it's a younger thing.

Anyway, all power to Albarn to help try and talk some sense into them.

And I only like certain Blur/Gorillaz tracks, just the good ones that is. I prefer Coxon meself.


¬¬¬ If yanks don't know who Geldof is, no, he's not a character from Lord of the Rings, he is an obscure 70's ex music biz journalist, [Hot Press, I think], who became a punk rocker in a band for a while.



3.6.05

Vlogging, The Media and what's to come

Been over to Rocketboom lately? Recently, two VERY interesting things have happened there. First, they've 'enlisted' an army reporter to vlog for them in iraq. Second, Amanda Congdon is involved with the new John Edwards vlog. This raises some interesting issues.

Can we trust people who get into bed so easily with the mainstream? What are we meant to think? Will they be 'our' guys? Will they be sucked into the mass of media grey mush and succumb to fat salaries and asses? Can we trust ANYONE involved with well known politicians? Does it make us trust a) the army guy, b) john edwards, c) amanda congdon, or none of them?

Me, I think it's a good development, that Edwards believes it so relevant that he wants a vlog [and a podcast], and it's a good development that an army guy wants to be involved in vlogging and Rocketboom. Its' good. Go with it. It won't hurt. We can tell if it all turns to sh*t. As long as Congdon, Verdi and whoever else get's to put the snidey backchat in....it'll be fine.

I'm looking forward to it. Have you seen most of what's on TV? Go watch Rocketboom, it really is that good.

[*Im still working on getting my own sh*t together, some day soon...]

UPDATE 6th June '05 It's not turning out to be that interesting, as already the army guy has fallen out with the Rocketboom, because the 'Boom made some cock up in the details of the army base the guy is at......mmmmmm, bit fretty, one thinks.


2.6.05

Live 8, Pop Idol, Coldplay, and ageing Mods.......

Just to clarify a few things about the Coldplay/American Market/little england/cheap success/ argument.

#1 Britain is wrapped in a small minded little englander attitude whereby groups with old Mod values and Vespas in the garage are always better than groups who write proper songs.This is deeply not good. We are supposed to think that Kaiser Chiefs, Oasis or Franz f**in Ferdin-urgh are superior to Radiohead or Coldplay. Laughable.

#2 The old guard that ruled eons ago [Rod Stewart & the Faces [mod], The Stones [rockers], The Who [club band] etc etc, are now very old, past it morons from a bygone age with no relevance in a modern world. Like Bernie Ecclestone, but worse, they are helping to destroy the industry they profess to love.

#3 Bob Geldof is a shi**y musician who everyone would have forgotten about now had it not been that he was married to a media heroin[e]/whore known as P.Yates. He should p*ss off. [Besides, under the old rules, Live Aid wouldn't ask any new 'artistes', as none of them are famous enough to play, er, except Coldplay and Radiohead].

#4 It's a well known fact that most level headed Africans hate Live Aid, or charity donations generally, as they promote corruption and deceit. They do not spawn economic growth and they reward inefficiency. Africans wish Geldof and his ilk would f**k off. Charity is the enemy of socialism. Or something.

#5 The most successful export to the USA from Britain has been the pop idol format. So we finally show the Americans how to be blander, crapper and more mindless than even they knew how to be.

#6 Bland music made by nobodys sells more than anything with reality and depth. See some frog outselling Coldplay 4-1 with some ringtone bo**ocks. Get used to the idea that most musical product in the future will be colourless gruel that could not sustain a mouse. WHITE BREAD. Sells the most but is total sh*t.

I don't really know why I think all these things are connected, but they are. Weirdly.

/here endeth the rant.


1.6.05

Coldplay - I wouldn't want to be in their shoes

Over at spamnet, there's a great link from scenestars for streaming the entire new Coldplay album X&Y, at good quality.

Now Ive watched Coldplay for a while, and knew they would be much bigger than many in Britain expected, simply because they knew how to make tracks that didn't only rely on catchiness and simpleness to engage the listener. In other words, they could make clever music. They wrote clever songs. And, as they became bigger and bigger, their music took on the power and dynamic it had promised on earlier tracks. The understanding of the group to embellish and express the tunesmithery developed fantastically, and the media, especially here in Blighty, were made to eat their words. [They were known here as 'bedwetters' after a comment made by well known drunkard Alan McGee, allegedly.]

Sadly, I cannot report that their third album is a triumph. It sounds like the usual dismal exercise in trying to 'appeal to the American Market' that pervades the British Music Scene. Producers and Marketing are to blame. Sure, the songs arn't up to the standard set by the other records, but that's not really the point. The fault lies in the pressure to release the album AT ALL COSTS. No time now for writing more tunes, or developing a sense of the album's direction, just GET IT RELEASED NOW, DAMN IT!

And of course, you can just visualise the green tinge of greed in the eyes of all the exec's can't you?

Many of the dance fraternity in Britain laughed at Coldplay when they first appeared, saying 'that sort of music was dying out', yet it is they who are now consigned to the sidelines of the music scene, and poor old Coldplay are left to rescue what's left of the industry, after all the ego-driven DJ's have cost millions and made nothing.

Yes, it's a duff album, not unlistenable, but groaning under the weight of musical and financial expectations - I don't think many would want to be in C. Martin's shoes just now.